Udhhava, Ajab Tujhe Sarkar

Aadgud
Maadgud
Tin payaanche
Tadgud ...

Greater Herdsman

Gracious Lord our shepherd 

Will lead us to hungry wolves 

For he has other herds to tend 

And has wolves too,  to feed 

Grand Brothels

Temples are grand brothels 

Where for just little extra bucks,

You can get more intimate

With God the (poshest) prostitute 

(Courtesy - Priests the Pimps )

Instant Friending

Clickety clackety click, 

You are now my best friend ! 

Clickety clackety cluck ,

Now you have been unfriended !!!

Mind Pirouette

My psychotic twin,

My depressed halve

My maniac quarterback, twirl 

Around my sane centre central

Literaly Love

Love is the shortest prose 

Is also the briefest verse 

Love is a hymn, bit too terse 

And a curse too perverse  

Beef-Bazaar

Pieces of meat in bare windows 

In a flea-market of flesh and skin

Muscle loaves hanging on hook ups

Souls stripped like sheeps shorn

Garden

You are a blade of grass 

In God's vast wilderness

His worms will chew your tendrils 

That they can spew your-silk tenderness

Judicature

No one will be spared 

Myself too, be damned 

I have set bar rather high & upward  

Even gods will be judged & tried

Nowhereseville

On this thoroughfare to nowhere 

O, wandering maunderer wayfarer

Where dos't thou flee helter-skelter

With such a hustle, haste and fanfare 

He loved , He loved ...

Biding goodbye without a word

Yet, his moist eyes did betray

What his quivering lips lisped to say 

His tears screamed clear and loud

Rosary

Lover's name is the sweetest prayer 

That beloved chants forever and ever 

Secret alphabets in impassioned beads

Woven within the throb of every beats

Mercantile Medicine

Brainless Neurologists 

Mindless Psychiatrists

Spineless Orthopedics 

Heartless Cardiologists 

The list goes on and on ...
Of commodities from assembly line

Defective products of industrial

School of Mercantile medicine 

Contrast

Knowledge is proud 

To babble a little it learned 

Wisdom is humble 

To not to harp the lot it grasped 

Present

Yesteryear's cancelled fat cheques 

& Future's grand promissory notes 

One should rather encash with eager 

Present cash memos in hands meagre

 

Justice beyond

Your judgements will be your confessions 

Your verdict will be your chargesheet

You will be judged for your injustices

By the greater judge, in the higher court 

Pirates of Kind India

Shamelesly they stole 2.77 acres 

but gave away 5 acres in alms

Oh the magnanimous, exalted dacoits

Oh the enlightened, benevolent bandits

Faithfully Yours

"Faith is beyond the cane of Justice" 

So croacked the judicious judges 

 "Faith, Faith, Faith " they orgasmed 

While getting laid, whipped & penetrated

Grand Nonething Victory

In the tiniest possible corner of Universes

In a measly galaxy,  in one of puny star systems

On a micro mini planet, teensy tribe triumphed

& The Universe was tickled for a nonsecond 

Ayyapa's Fetish

Like his two fathers 

Ayyapa too prefers men 

His celibacy can stand females

Unless their vaginas bleeding

Burden

Giant pedestals

Under puny statuettes

Pedestals are overwhelmed

By the burden of smallness

Banbaas

Ghar ghar mantharka aur Kaikeyi

Har mod par Raavan kitne saare 

Kuch ginechune Dasrath kitne bebas 

Ram ka banbaas abhibhi jaari hai 

Ayodhya

In Ayodhya, now we will rebuild

A grand tomb to our conscience dead

So we can dance around in trance, naked 

Unashamed of our ugliness, we no longer hide 

Exiled in Ayodhya

Five Maha-Sitas ( on bench)  to Ram,  said 

"Now it is our turn to Rajdharma extend,

This time in Ayodhya, you will be exiled 

But you will be buried alive in a grave guilded" 

Syndicate

Tacit State, Mob complicit 

Silent Law, Judiciary implicit

Justice desecrated neat 

Demolition: final & complete

On this day

On this day, on this date

Ram was unanimously murdered 

In the ruins of Babri, buried

His birthplace, now his grave 

Matter-o-Money

Matrimony is a testimony to money 
Sanctimonious ceremony of its hegemony 

Alimony is surrender price of end of acrimony

Palimony is an alimony minus matrimony

Gideon

To voice the silenced

To lift the oppressed 

To fight for the good 

Is to soldier the god

Vanity Fair

Men, women, children and all 

With thick coat of cosmesis of wherewithal
Bedecked in their best looking masks & overall 

Strut in the glittziest of all masquerade ball

Beatify thy Lender

Angel investor is one mate 

You would have rather dead 

So a halo can be put on his head 

Only after investments are made